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one time my girlfriend and I were having sex and my orgasm was so good that I had an asthma attack and she freaked out trying to find my inhaler. I lived tho

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jayayayayay:

just-shower-thoughts:

Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust.

what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower

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